March 2012
4 posts
Just one hole can sink an entire ship. Don't be...
Mar 1st
February 2012
6 posts
The internet is a wonderful thing
Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Somehow, I doubt that the tenth time is just a bigger coincidence.  I am thoroughly unimpressed by your ability to take someone else’s idea and play it off as your own. Even though nothing today is entirely original, the fact that you think you can get away with blatantly ripping off something that someone else created is disgusting. You may pull...
Feb 27th
Four years later
Dear You, To anyone watching as we crossed paths today, we would have looked like strangers. And I suppose that’s what we are. I know as much about your life today as you know about mine, which is nothing. Which is kind of sad. Flashback to high school and you were my best friend. I was closer to you than anyone else. In that moment, I even believed myself to be in love with you. I know...
Feb 21st
Feb 16th
Feb 16th
Zombie apocalypse
I’m by no means a zombie fanatic. But I just spent the last two hours at Cook Out with my friends, going through different scenarios and plans of action in the event of a zombie apocalypse in Blacksburg. Specifically on campus. My weapon of choice? Bow and arrow for long range attacks. Samurai sword for close range. My homebase? Top of Burruss so I can see everyone coming. When I got...
Feb 10th